When Grandstand's finished, and Sport On Two
And there's nothing much left to do
Too lazy to leave the armchair
Can only manage to plug in the computer
And pretend that this is exercise
Playing sports by pressing keys all day
Well it was never meant to be this way
Computer sport in a high-tech society
Television crippled you!
And now there's nothing much left to do
So get out of the living room and into a kit
On your marks, get set, go--get fit!