That Thompson and Cram both lost in Rome
Was no surprise, when one thinks
Of all the rubbish they consumed
Those cereals and drinks
Lured by big advertising deals
Force-fed crap at every meal
Stomachs full and wallets too
"Eat this son and you're bound to lose"
Thompson and Cram now advertise
The same products with a different tack
"Lucozade Aids Defeat," says one
And, "Start First And Finish Last"