Your brothers they all think I'm crazy
I think it's nothing at all
today I'm feeling kinda lazy
so I'll be sleeping it off
once again
it's kinda like a love song
"crazy old fashioned love song"

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then she decides that the dogs they belong inside
it's a never ending ride you're taking
I can decide for you hey
it's kinda like a love song
the party's happening somewhere else babe
here there is nothing at all
someday I'll be somebody's slave
for now I've got me all to myself
it's kinda like a love song
"crazy old fashioned love song"

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then she decides that the dogs they belong inside
it's a never ending ride you're taking
I can decide for you hey
it's kinda like a love song
we think he's alive but the flies make me wonder why
it's a never ending pile I'm raking
Chesters beside you and he's singing you a love song
and while you're finding your way home
me I'll be watching a T.V. show
and if the darkness is all you see
well then you don't know what you're missing
and it's kinda like a love song