ooh tose legs so hideous no womans never gonna wanna live with it , you shakin' that thing like who's the itch, 
when its gotta be an itty bitty itch. 
you like to dance like Elma fud when you talk about man 
and you just a dud, 
give it up cause you'll never be freaky. 
livin la vida loca 
he had breath like a skunk, skunk, skunk 
hair on his butt, butt, butt 
baby give it up, up, up. don't wanna sing it again.
(repeat1) 
it ain't that long, put away that don