Say Girls 
The thing right here is letting all you boys know 
What the other boys talk about 
ooh that package of yours gives me chills 
Check it out 
ooh thos shorts make my heart go boom 
i can see you pearce from across the room 
i'm glad i wore some kinda loose 
i'd like to hitch you engine to my caboose 
if that thong was tighter you'd pop a string 
Stuttin down the beach you go misthing 
gotta bulg up front makin me go swing 
like you're smuggling a burrito 
he had a cap so throd, throd, throd 
a lincoln long, long, long 
wanna polish that now, now, now 
think i'll say it again 
he had a cap so throd, throd, throd 
wanna polish that now, now, now 
sure is long 
let me see that schlong 
love when the meat go ooh aww 
make your bolonga go ooh aww 
wanna help you make it grow 
that dong da dong dong dong 
love when the meat go ooh aww 
make your bolonga go ooh aww 
wanna help you make it grow 
that dong da dong dong dong 
baby those chaps make you look so butch 
wanna grap that stick and pop your clutch 
put you over my knee like a nauty boy 
twist your key like a wind up toy 
wanna make your salmon swim up my stream 
mix your coffe with a little cream 
pick you first for my softball team 
cause you got your very own lousville slugger 
he had a cap so throd, throd, throd 
a lincoln long, long, long 
wanna polish that now, now, now 
think i'll say it again 
he had a cap so throd, throd, throd 
wanna polish that now, now, now 
sure is long 
let me see that schlong 
love when the meat go ooh aww 
make your bolonga go ooh aww 
wanna help you make it grow 
that dong da dong dong dong 
love when the meat go ooh aww 
make your bolonga go ooh aww 
wanna help you make it grow 
that dong da dong dong dong 
let me see that schlong