Planet Of Pants -

Happening With The Mustang -

Tunguska Blast of Nineteen-Eight
Some call it Karma, call it fate
The trees left standing¾central trait
What could have left it in that state

Twenty-five years before
Astronauts land on moon's floor
Neil and Buzz set straight the score
Al Sharp was born and nothing more

Al Sharp dreams of monsters tall
He fights them up against the wall
The Seven Dwarves have come to call
The Pisa Tower¾when will it fall?

The Men in Black have come to stay
They've come to keep the Huns at bay
Not even old Roy Cohn can say
Just what will make them go away