[Intro: The Rock (Slick Rick)]
Hmm, mmm-mmm-mmm
You know The Rock's gonna tell you a little story
You ain't gonna believe it, but he's gonna tell you anyway
It's tough to be The Rock!
Ah-na-na, shut your mouth, no no
It really is! Even though The Rock is-
The Rock is the most electrifying man in all of showbiz
You see when The Rock gets too much, too much of the fame
And all the bright lights
He likes to kick back and have a slice of that unadulterated delight
(Welcome to Rick's bakery can I help -- wait a minute,
aren't you the famous Rock?)
Yeah, The Rock, the People's Champ in the house
What's happenin Slick? (Oh my God, hey, how you doing?
Guy, listen, you gotta take a picture with me before you leave, guy)
Whoa, whoa, whoa, The Rock don't wanna take pictures
The Rock just wants a piece of pie
You gotta any of that in this bakery?
(Oh, I got every kinda pie you can think of
I got strawberry pie, blueberry pie) Blueberry what?
(Apple pie...) Ah nah no no, whoa whoa whoa
Actually Slick, it doesn't matter what type of pie you have
Let The Rock tell you a little story, about pie...

[The Rock] (Slick Rick)
Drivin down south, though quickly aroused
When my car caught a flat, and then this old farm house
I hope somebody's home, takin a chance at it
Knocked on the door, and this fine chick answered
(You're The Rock!) Can I use your phone?
(I'm shakin, sure, if you try some of this pie I'm makin)
Daisy dukes shorts on, five foot stood
Said sure, what the heck, I mean it did smell good
(So when she caught Rock in the kitchen, towards to rate her)
There's her grandmother, aunt and a Chinese neighbor?

[Interlude: The Rock]
Well The Rock is gonna tell you again
You see it's tough to be The Rock!
Yeah, The Rock knows, that might sound crass
Oh, and by the way
All you jabroni's in the locker room
You can all come kiss The Rock's ass!
Cuz you know after The Rock lays a smackdown
On some big fat ugly hermaphrodite!
The Rock needs a little distraction
And a slice sounds just right...

[Slick Rick] (The Rock)
The Rock's, thanks ladies, and more kind words
Grandmother said (Be polite, eat mine first
So I sat down, tried her, she looked quite glad
Had a strange tastin mold, but it wasn't so bad)
That's right (The Rock, havin pie in the country
Devoured, here's her aunt, and Stella was hungry)
That's all Rock said? (Bored, readin the paper
Til finally a plate of the next door neighbors
Dogged it down fast, cuz it really did please)
I mean it tasted so good, Rock was talkin Chinese!
(Ching-bang-wing-gon-aiiiii!! That good pie!)
Oh, that's the pie you was talkin about

[Outro: The Rock]
Oh yeah, The Rock knows the millions can smell it now
It's tough to be The Rock!
No, no, no, no, it really is
Because you all know, The Rock is the most!
Electrifying man in all of showbiz!
You see when The Rock gets too much, too much of the fame
And all the bright lights, he loves to kick back and have a slice
No, no, no, no, no, The Rock is gonna eat the whole damn pie!