Who was that girl next to your man today?
Oh, It was this next-door neighbor
Next door neighbor, Di?
You know I’m gonna, like, buy that
Well, I mean yeah, because…yeah
Di…he’s a liar
He’s been playing you this whole time
No he hasn’t
Who hangs out with their new next-door neighbor at the mall?
Without telling their girlfriend
‘Oh, I’m just going to go to the mall…
I think she’ll think it’s cool’
I don’t think so
No, I trust him
Well you had plans today
And he obviously, I mean, he left you to go with her
Hold on…time out, time out
Are you gonna believe this guy Di?
Well what else should I believe?