Intoxicated - the way I go through life - Inebriated - and then I pay the price - Designated drinker with a defected driver - I can't find my keys must have left them inside her - Eating Taco Bell and now I'm drinking gin and tonic - I think there's an answer but I can't put my finger on it - Mom please come pick me up I don't know where I am - It's the last think I'll ask - I just wanna live fast, diarrhea - Live fast! Diarrhea! (x3) - Punk is what it is - until you're getting paid - This is how I live, it's not a fucking phase - They don't understand, they think they're fucking rad - we should kill those guys, this is bullshit man - I followed Marshall Silver and I bootlegged Hooked on Phonics - I think there's an answer but I can't put my finger on it - Mom please come pick me up I don't know where I am - It's the last thing I'll ask - I just wanna live fast, diarrhea Live - fast! Diarrhea! (x3)