Hey, hobo man, hey Dapper Dan,
You both got your style,
but brother,
You're never fully dressed without a smile!

You're clothes may be "Beau Brumelly,"
They stand out a mile,
but brother!
You're never fully dressed without a smile!

Who cares what they're wearing
On Main Street or Saville Row?
It's what you wear from ear to ear,
And not from head to toe
(that matters)

So, Senator, so, janitor, so long for awhile,
You're never fully dressed,
Though you may wear the best,
You're never fully dressed without a smile