He called us slobbering!
Said we were mangy!
Did I hear stupid?
Tell us again-- gee
It's so incredible
That you're so rude
When you're so edible
When you are food!
It's time to chow down
I'm chompin' at the bit, baby
My stomach's on the growl, son
You both been invited on a date
Two courses handed to us on a plate
We'll have you raw, won't be long to wait
Seeing you're already brown
Your ribs are looking so tasty
Such chewy little chops, chums
Now wasn't it her mom who ate your dad?
And having parents eaten makes us mad
We're gonna settle up the score a tad
We've never had a snack of such renown
What, Ed? What is it?
Hey, did we order this dinner to go?
Well, there it goes!
I think we should begin the meal from scratch
So many juicy segments to detach
Be good as gold for you're as good as carved
Here, kitty kitty...