And then he stood in the check-out line
Approximately 3 hours
"This is cold war!" shouted a clerk
"This is Russian hell!" shouted a jerk
"Venusian baby food for sale
Builds strong bodies 12 different ways"
The butcher sliced into a large side of beef
As if he were trying to win female respect
At a county fair
The man staggered to the automatic exit
And threw up his guts
Off the counter and into the stomach
And back onto the floor
Where it belongs...